RESULTS: Palm Reading

Oh, Palm Reading. I had this done once or twice in my life, and well, they just seem like a scam. And now that I know what to look for, I’m tempted to go get my palm read during lunch break tomorrow. If only I had a job and $10 or $15 to do it… Just imagine how fun it would be to say to the lady (I’ve yet to meet a male palm reader – maybe I can be the first – hey there’s a niche for me after all). Anyways, I digress. Just imagine how fun it would be to say to the lady, “No sorry, ma’am my head line actually curves more than it is wavy.” And, “Does that bump there, ya, ya, that one there, constitute as a wave or just part of the slope?”

Well here’s a photo of a palm I read.




Maybe it’s mine, maybe it’s not. We just know it’s not my dog’s. It looks as if this person is content with love, yet had some emotional trauma, twice in their life, about 6 to 10 years apart, perhaps? And right now this person is facing some momentous decisions and is also a very creative person with a short attention span. Maybe this person can use their creativity to plow through the momentous decisions. Now, where was I, oh ya, the life line. It shows that this person has a LOT of vitality, now what does that mean, exactly? According to Merriam-Webster it means a person that has the power of enduring, and has physical and mental vigor especially when highly developed. SO the enduring this person has gone through or is going through is increasing their already existing physical and mental vigor. Now, unlike most people, this one has a fate line, but I can’t determine its meaning because there is just no advice on a fate line that is super long, shallow with crosses threw it. Its as if its saying fate is long and shallow.

Overall this ‘how to’ was entertaining, but lacked all the information I needed. Now I know I’ve said that I like short and to the point, but that all goes out the window when we're talking about reading the future. I mean this is important stuff, no leaving out the details. I need to know everything, including how to change the lines so I get what I want.

GRADE:either a B+ or an A - -